OKAY, so focus on the LAZY (and read into it that I was up until about 2 am and got back up at 7 am to catch said airplane one time zone away and stood in 100-degree weather for hours on end last evening with nothing to drink so I wouldn't have to worry about making a tee-tee trip and then after being on said airplane for five hours today, I had to drive another three from another city....)

Oh, and   = P